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ADVENT CONTENT

  • Favourite Christmas Films
  • Favourite Christmas Songs
  • Favourite Christmas Stories

PREROLL [<10 seconds]

Liam: Previously on Cloister Bell Podcast – episode 112.

PLAY RECAP

Rob: And now the conclusion.

AN ARMY OF ANGRY SAMURAI WARRORS GALLOPS OVER THE HILL SUMMIT AND CHARGES AHEAD IN PURSUIT OF LIAM AND ROB.

Liam: For fuck sakes Rob. Go to feudal Japan you said. Meet some Samurai you said. We’ll you got your wish.

Rob: Shut up Liam.

Liam: Bit rude.

Rob: We need to get back to the Tardis.

Liam: I don’t remember where we parked it.

Rob: I know. I’ll send a distress signal to the patrons. If we can get them to scream ‘Cloister Bell We Believe In You’ as loud as they can, it might just generate enough artron energy to power the Tardis recall device.

Liam: That makes complete sense. It might just work.

Rob: Ok. Message sent. Let’s hope this works.

VWORP VWORP. THE TARDIS MATEREALISES AND THEY GET INSIDE THEN DEPART.

MAIN TITLE

  • Theme music version 4

INTERIOR TARDIS

  • Four years since we began.
  • Where shall we go? November 23 2023.

General discussion

  • (Grant) – Which Doctor Who show runner throughout the shows history has had the most impact on the series, and why?
  • (Grant) – How would you summarise each Doctor using only three words?
  • (the Brig) – What are the best things about Sunderland and Middlesbrough?
  • POLL: Discuss

Arrive in 2018

The Tardis lands unexpectedly in October of 2018. Liam and Rob listen in on their former selves and they discuss the beginning of the podcast.

  • Discuss the origin.
  • Consider killing younger selves.
  • Return to the Tardis and set course for 2023.

Arrive in December 2022

  • We arrive in present day.
  • Discuss Spotify stats.
  • What are our current plans?
  • Discuss advent.
  • Return to the Tardis and set course for 2023.

4 Years of Cloister Bell

  • (Sonia) – in honor of 4 years of the pod, best celebratory foods?
  • Spotify Wrapped report
    • (Harold) – Will Rob be joining Liam at the Peter Gabriel gig?

Thirteenth Doctor era

  • (Grant) – review of the last four years, and some Q&A
  • (Grant) – Your favourite moment from the 13th Doctor’s tenure?
  • (Sonia) – In keeping with celebratory feelings, just positive things you enjoyed from the series

59th Anniversary

END SCENE

THE TARDIS ARRIVES ON NOVEMBER 23 2023. LIAM AND ROB CHECK TBE SCANNER BUT INTERCEPT A TV NEWS REPORT.

News anchor: Good morning. We’re coming to you live on Thursday 23rd of November 2023 with with this breaking news.

On the eve of Doctor Who’s 60th anniversary specials, it has been announced that the Cloister Bell Podcast has ended. After five long years the bell has finally tolled for the Cloister Boys. We’ll bring you more on the story as we hear it.

Liam: What…?

Rob: What!!

Liam: What.